20 REASONS WHY I HAVEN'T LODGED MY INCOME TAX RETURN YET

1. I have lost my glasses.

2. I have been saving up for the tax.

3. I have been saving up for the accountant's fee.

4. I can't find the address of the Tax Office.

5. I can't understand Tax Pack.

6. My accountant has gone on holidays

7. The boss won't give me my group certificate.

8. My records were eaten by the dog.

9. My teenage sister smoked my group certificate.

10. My mother-in-law lined the bird cage with my receipts.

11. My son used the books for paper mache at school.

12. I don't have a tax file number.

13. I am too embarrassed to ask the kids what their dates of birth are, because I forgot.

14. I have a note from my Mum that says I'm exempt.

15. My doctor says it would cause me too much stress to finish it.

16. The computer crashed.

17. I have too many kids to fit them all on the form.

18. I can't remember my middle name.

19. I am over the age limit.

20. I am waiting until I finish my accounting degree.